LezWife

I woke up this morning with a terrible pain in my abdomen. excruciating. mind numbing pain. It’s still there now and its 9:30pm! No, I did not get beat up last night. No, I did not fall over. The cause of my pain is from, wait for it… laughter! Now don’t start sniggering or you may get hurt yourself!

A jolly dyke outing the occasion was. Too much drink and too much fun by all! So other than being in pain from my stomach, my head felt like my brain was detached and shaking around. As for my stomach, shall we say doing sommersaults is the undestament of the century.

A word of advice for my baby nephew… “Now CJ, you listen to your auntie Tam and promise me that when you grow big, never ever go out and drink lots and lots of Budwieser with you friends.”