LezWife

Dear Mum and Dave,

I am sorry that we needed that phone call last night. I am sorry that you don’t accept my choice of partner. I am sorry that you think she is “too gay.” I am sorry that you feel we are pushing our “gayness” on you when we cuddle up on the sofa. I am sorry that we are so in love that we only have eyes for each other. I am sorry that Kirst didnt try to get to know you. I am sorry that she now tries too hard. I am sorry that you dont know her because you cant be bothered. I am sorry that you made me cry on my wedding day. I am sorry that i suprised you by calling my mother on my wedding day all excited. I am sorry that i did not realise what a homophobic family i come from. I am sorry i am doing something so unnatrual. I am sorry i love a woman more than life itself. I am sorry that i cant be who you want to me. I am sorry you cant accept the person i am. I am sorry that you dont want to share xmas with me.