LezWife

Last night a friend came round to play a few levels in the classic Xbox game Leisure suit Larry. The first thing on the agenda was him talking to Kirst about what happened the night before. Thank God he doesnt take sides, otherwise things could be a lot worse! So me and Kirst are getting along and no arguments or nothing. Not even during the 2 games of Monopoly that we played. I annialated (is that how you spell it?) Both of them in the first game, But in the second they all ganged up on me and i came second to last. Oh well, I was just happy playing games with my wife. We need to buy Monopoly to go with our scrabble i think.

Kirst is showing loads and loads of symptoms. She is constantly peeing (sorry for too much info there) she tastes metal all the time, is really sleepy and lots of other things. I am praying that when we do the next test (she just did one as she felt the need to, i’m not complaining, im an impatient bugger!) It is positive. I cant wait to be able to tell the world that my wife is pregnant. I know i keep sounding like a broken record. But i just cant wait!

The impatient wife x

I can see how my last post may have been construed. I can see why I have hurt my wife by my words. She congratulated me on the honesty of it, with pure and utter hurt in her eyes. I cant look into them. I cant explain why i wrote those things. I was just writing, i wasnt thinking. I know that i should be in the same room as her right now. I know i should be kissing her feet. But i cant be in the same room as someone whom i have hurt so badly by something i had writen, something i was just getting on off my chest. I did not intend to hurt her. I did not intend to make her out like a controlling bitch. My only intention was getting lots of things off my chest all at once. Now i see that i have made a terrible mistake by trying to unburden myself.

I have absolutely no idea where to go from here. I fear that in the future i will be too honest in my posts and hurt her again. I would never intentionally hurt my wife. She is far to precious.

The regretful wife x

Whilst xmas shopping yesterday, We brought ovulation tests. Kirst did one when we got home (hours later and heavily laden with bags!) And guess what, she was ovulating! So we arranged with our donor for things to happen a day early. We called up a couple of friends of ours so we could go pick up the syringes. It was all getting very exciting!

I got a phone call. Our friend lost the syringes. So Kirst went on a mission and it turned out Sainsburys sold oral syringes with Nurofen baby medicine. Off to Sainsburys we go!

After much deliberation and getting a little confused over bus routes, we finally found the right stop. We waited for the bus. And waited. And waited some more. An hour later 6 buses had gone past in the other direction, but none ours.

Il skip all the boring moaning etc. Sainsburys was fun! we went down aisle after aisle looking for this thing and just when we were abouts to give up. Kirst spotted it. Fast forward to thebus ride home…

“ok.. how about when we get back into town we will call you, that should give you enough time to.. err uhmm… you know”

We got home and did our thing.

Woke up this morning to “sperm’s ready!” Half asleep fumbling with a syringe is the most oddest things i have ever experienced. Oh well, bring on the next lot!

The Wife x

2 days from now we are having our first try.

2 DAYS!

What if she gets pregnant first time? What if she doesnt? What if i’m inadequate?

I/we want this baby so damn much. I cant wait to teach my kid how to ride a bike. I cant wait to tell my kid a bedtime story. I cant wait for anything really. I am far too impatient so instead i have to sit here and dream.

I dream that our kid is going to be an Arsenal fan. I know that sounds fickle but there is no way in hell our baby is going to take after mummy and be a Man U fan! Oh yea, we decided i will be mum and Kirst will be mummy.

I dream that our kid is a boy. I really want a baby boy. Now i dont have anything against girls (obviously) but i just imagine Tayt to be a boy.

I dream that our baby will have an awesome free throw.

But mostly, I dream that we will have a baby.

The wife x

Exactly a year ago today, I stopped playing games.

I grew up.

On that day (or night really)  me and Kirst stopped just being very close friends with feelings for each other. We decided to start something amazing. A few weeks later she came for a visit and pretty much hasnt left since.

The only thing i regret from the last year is that we were unable to spend xmas together.  It was a nightmare watching her leave and i knew from that moment on that i would never let her go again.

Our friend had a leaving do. He was going to Miami to work in a bar. We drank him on the table and got him back for the sambuka trick. (i shall let you in on that at another point, let’s just say he was trying to find the real Kirst.) After we left the party, when we were walking home, we stopped for a cigarette. That was the point I was made he luckiest girl alive, albeit i was going to ask her when we got home!

From that day on we were the happiest couple in the world. Lots of planning but so amazingly happy. The grin did not leave my face and still hasn’t!